THE ZOOLANDER TREND REPORT

A guide on how to look really ridiculously fabulous for people who want to dress good.

Brought to you by Moda Operandi and Zoolander 2 Costume Designer, Leesa Evans.

THE LBS(S): LITTLE BLACK SEQUIN (SUIT)

 

The eveningwear essential for the modern man,
all that glitters is stylistically gold.

 

“Derek is allergic to fabrics that aren’t silk or cashmere, so we had to hand-dip each sequin in calendula cream to ensure he didn’t have a adverse reaction as he was in the middle of shooting swimwear.”

 

—LEESA EVANS

FRENCH DOGUE

If you still hear the clang of hardware chiming from your Chloé Paddington when you fumble around to pay for your almond cappuccino then, darling, you need to upgrade your accessory yesterday. If your new bag isn’t howling and growling, we don’t want to hear about it.

“This doggy bag isn’t just leftovers, it’s sure to leave everyone panting.”

—L. E.

THE NEW EROGENOUS ZONE

The off-the-shoulder’s had its day, the décolletage is “très passé”, legs haven’t been seen since 2001… Ladies, there’s a new piece of flesh to
frame and flaunt.

“This House of Atoz floral turban is a dreamy satin cloud in a purple haze. It’s perfect for bad hair days and doubles as a sleeping bag. "Tres chic le freak" we’re calling this look “Fleur de Z”."

—L. E.

THE BOY BOHEMIAN

Forget free love, we’re crushing on this free lad. This tree hugger’s vagabond style reaches a new HIGH with pieces scoured from all corners of the globe.

“Our international model man is wearing only the best market finds: Dries Van Noten, Haider Ackerman, Loewe, Costume National, and Valentino all come from obscure, distant lands familiar to only those in the know, such as Milan and Paris.”

 

—L. E.

MODEL OF THE MOMENT

BLUE FEEL

“Fasting on iced lattes, more good looking than a really good looking man, able to grace tall billboards with a single glance: Derek Zoolander is back.”

 

—L. E.

WHEN I SAY JUMPSUIT,
YOU SAY
"HOW FLY"

Separates are now deemed too time consuming and practical clothing is back. The fashion pack are fast shimmying themselves into speedy one pieces, ingeniously saving time for the really important things, like picking up dry cleaning.

 

“Fashion can be a dangerous place, where rules are reversed: red means “go with the sleek physique” of Valentina’s Costume National Moto suit, and the waist-cinching chic of Mugatu's “M" suit screams Formula Onesie.”

 

—L. E.

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